Britney!

Let's see. If I were a 25-year-old, recently divorced mother of two whose personal and professional lives have both gone down the tubes in a major way, where would I look for a new man? I got it! Rehab.

Britney Spears, whose most recent fame has been derived from bad haircuts and making a revolving door out of rehab, is reportedly "close" to Riva rocker Jason Filyaw, a recovering alcoholic himself. Although the two have known each other since 2003, they recently met up at an AA meeting and Filyaw is helping her "spiritually." Yeah.

I don't know, maybe Filyaw will be good for the former pop princess. He's got experience and age on his side. (He's 33.) But when his band is self-described as having a liking to "a fine aged tequila," it makes you wonder how beneficial this budding romance might be to an alcoholic on the road to recovery. Meanwhile, on her official site, Brit is seeking further help by asking fans to send her their thoughts and words of inspiration.

I've got some for her:

Dear Brit:
Stop acting f'***ing crazy!